Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Living in San Francisco, it seems antiquated to think so many homosexual men and women are still in the closet. Our city prides itself in street festivals full of wrinkly old men walking around with their balls strangled in cock rings for all to see, admire and stare at in awkward confusion. We…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Everyone knows the fastest way to get over a relationship gone wrong is to fuck someone else. Exes leave greasy fingerprints on your psyche that can only be wiped clean by a fresh lay. I went through a pretty bad breakup about a year ago and knew I needed to redefine sex…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Whoever said cocaine is sexy is full of shit. Well, if they are doing cocaine they probably aren’t full of shit, which brings me to reason one of why cocaine is not and never will be sexy: 1) Cocaine makes you shit. I said it, it’s true and you all know…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine I have completely lost count of how many times I have either balanced my checkbook or planned my day during sex. A couple times I have actually just boldly asked, “Are you done yet?”. “Why would you ask a question like that?!” He is mildly humiliated but not enough to…
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