Originally published by Ladybud Magazine A good friend of mine, whom we shall refer to henceforth as Mother Posterior, is in a fairly open relationship with his partner, with ground rules of course. He fancies himself a sexual therapist of sorts; he meets younger men, all of legal consenting age, and rather than simply pleasing each…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine I once had a boyfriend who was obsessed with my asshole. He wanted to stick fingers, foreign objects and of course, his dick, in it. Now while some women love anal sex, and for a variety of reasons I don’t need to get into, I have never had an interest…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Sometimes it’s fun to be a slut. I, for one, have a wealth of great stories and experiences made 100% possible due to my promiscuity. My sluttiness led to a bizarre night getting fucked against a window in a studio apartment with a direct view of the Eiffel Tower (the…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine For many reasons, people like to get really fucked up before they have sex, especially sex with strangers. I spent many years slinging drinks behind a busy downtown bar watching people get wasted, make out at the bar and stumble into the alley to conspicuously suck dick or get fingered,…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine A couple weeks ago a friend of mine who specializes in natural beauty care products recommended I try an herbal tincture called Love GET SOME! Potion #9 by Wish Garden. She assured me it wasn’t the cheap raging cock and swollen vagina pills you buy over the counter at liquor stores…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Desperation is an ugly thing indeed. I recall one hot summer afternoon with a very drunk, very depressed fledgling stand-up comic who was going through what every San Francisco transplant goes through by their third year here – a nervous drunken breakdown – sitting across from me in my bedroom, giving me…
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