Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Admittedly, I was a little put off just by the title of this book, well, not the title but the author, Daniel Bergner. My first thought was, how dare a man write a book on what women want. How dare anyone write a book on what half the populationwants, sexually. What Do Women Want?…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine A recent Business Insider survey found that 54% of adults have had sex with a coworker. I have not, it goes against my fool-proof sex rules, which are as follows: 1. Never sleep with a roommate: “I don’t pay them to fuck, I pay them to leave!” These are words of wisdom from…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine I recently came across an article called “Your Guide To Everything Wrong With Huma Abedin.” Obviously, the author is mocking the abounding theories as to just what is wrong with Huma to continue to stand by her husband Anthony Weiner. A quick digest of Weiner’s pun-happy wiener scandal: Weiner, a former…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine I once had a boyfriend who was obsessed with my asshole. He wanted to stick fingers, foreign objects and of course, his dick, in it. Now while some women love anal sex, and for a variety of reasons I don’t need to get into, I have never had an interest…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Sometimes it’s fun to be a slut. I, for one, have a wealth of great stories and experiences made 100% possible due to my promiscuity. My sluttiness led to a bizarre night getting fucked against a window in a studio apartment with a direct view of the Eiffel Tower (the…
Originally published by Ladybud Magazine Desperation is an ugly thing indeed. I recall one hot summer afternoon with a very drunk, very depressed fledgling stand-up comic who was going through what every San Francisco transplant goes through by their third year here – a nervous drunken breakdown – sitting across from me in my bedroom, giving me…
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